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Peter Wade Fairchild's avatar

Appreciate you reminding me (I think) to check when I’m due for my next porcelain horseshoe reunion. Kaiser doesn’t seem to be consistent about that anymore. Yeah, I’ll get on it.

Alan Stark's avatar

I'm on the five year plan. There is a fair to good chance that this was my last colonoscopy. But then my doc has a sense of humor and loves to order procedures like this and then chuckle to himself.

Gail Denton's avatar

Dopey limbo is never fun, that’s for sure! Welcome back into your body. It’s safe to return! Now about that brown sludgy stomach lining. It’s a shame the gallons of interior rinse didn’t touch it. I’m guessing your doctor will remain curious. We all want to know what it is. Now that we know what it isn’t, thank Ullr!

Alan Stark's avatar

Thank Ullr is right. And you are right about my doc. I see him in two weeks.

Christine Silvestri's avatar

Well, thank you for that edge-of-my-seat reminder of all the fun I've had with past colonoscopies, but without the laughs. So glad you.got the right result.

Alan Stark's avatar

A colonoscopy is a dreadful experience. Much better to laugh at it than to mumble incoherently and shake your fist at the gods from a sitting position.

---Mountain Gazette